I parked my car in a bad area downtown a little while ago.
When I returned, and was getting ready to get in it, I noticed there was a broken bottle behind the rear tire. I am surveying the situation when this guy comes up and also takes a look.
He says to me "Hey make sure you don't drive over that broken glass. It'll cut your tire all up".
Thanks a lot Einstein.
Now here's a tip for you: Next time your eating with a fork, don't stick it in your fucking eye. Boy, that would hurt.
People love pointing out the obvious, and it fucking annoys me to no end.
I think they think it makes them appear to be smart, when all it does it make them look stupider than they already are.
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