Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Happy Holidays!!

No, No, No.

I'm not wishing you all happy holidays with this post.

I am writing about this annoying greeting we get THOUSANDS of times during the Holiday period; "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" - whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean.

Why "Happy Holidays" as a greeting or acknowledgement just over the Christmas holiday period?

I mean, at Easter do we say "Happy Holidays?"  Never.

During the summer holidays do we walk up to people and say "Happy Holidays?"  No, we don't.

On any holiday other than Christmas do we use this idiotic expression?  Nope.

And, what the fuck is so "Happy" about buying useless shit we can't afford and giving it away to other people; enduring long lines and stupid questions at shopping malls and stores; having that relative coming to visit that will eat, drink and sleep at our crib for a few days?

You know I could go on and on, but I think you get the picture.

So for the next few weeks, just say hello and leave it to us to determine just how "happy" the "holidays" really are.

Bah, humbug.

WARNING:    Any douchebag who mutters "Happy New Year" to me after January 8th will be instantly slapped.

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