So a couple nights ago I go see the movie "Black Swan" No question Natalie Portman's gonna get nominated on this one for Best Actress.
The movie ends, and I get ready to go. But the audience starts applauding.
What the fuck?
Hey people, here's a little tip: THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU. It's a movie, you morons. I was half expecting the projectionist to come bombing in and take a bow and say "Thanks everyone - boy did I wind that film tight huh? And excellent work on the focus don't you think?"
So all you movie patrons, instead of annoying me, next time you all go to a movie, keep your fucking hands in your pockets when the flick ends.