Monday, December 6, 2010

the movies

So a couple nights ago I go see the movie "Black Swan"  No question Natalie Portman's gonna get nominated on this one for Best Actress.

The movie ends, and I get ready to go.  But the audience starts applauding.

What the fuck?

Hey people, here's a little tip:  THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU.  It's a movie, you morons.  I was half expecting the projectionist to come bombing in and take a bow and say "Thanks everyone - boy did I wind that film tight huh?  And excellent work on the focus don't you think?"

So all you movie patrons, instead of annoying me, next time you all go to a movie, keep your fucking hands in your pockets when the flick ends.

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